Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 541
Once upon a time, there lived a handsome tabby supermodel in a village called Novato. One day, the tabby asked his assistant if he could visit his agent who lived in a village on the other side of the forest, and his assistant said, “Of course, Tabs. You have a non-exclusive contract and can visit your agent any time you want, but please be careful, and don’t dilly-dally, because the forest can be a dangerous place. Go straight there, and text me when you arrive so I know you’re alright.”
“Sure, sure,” said the tabby. “Peace out.”
But when the tabby noticed a bird’s nest high up in a tree, he forgot his promise to his assistant. He watched the birds flit about, listened to some chirping and even attempted, unsuccessfully, to climb the tree.
The tabby was enjoying the day so much that he wandered off the trail and became lost.
He tried retracing his steps, but that only led him in a circle. “Man, this sucks,” said the tabby, “and I can’t even get a signal on my phone!”
Just when he was starting to worry if he was ever going to have another can of gravy, the tabby heard a familiar sound.