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The Sephora VIB 15% sale is happening meow (it goes until August 27)! Inquiring minds want to know… What’s on your wish list? This time around, mine list includes a beauty bouquet of the usual suspects I hoard. For instance, I “need” another bottle of Kate Somerville Ani Bac, and another Pretty Easy Liquid Eyelining Pen, a few hair things, and (of course) foundation, which is apparently my makeup Achilles’ heel. Everything Olaplex: Everyone I know raves about this brand, and I really want to try ALL THE THINGS, including the No. 4 Bond Maintenance Shampoo ($28), the Hair Pefector...

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The Fourth of July. Independence Day. It’s this week! As I’m sure you’re aware, Tabs is a strong supporter of independence, particularly as it pertains to his. He’s a very independent cat as long as his assistants, trainees and advisors always immediately do his bidding. For Fourth of July this week, Tabs ordered the Textiles Department to mass produce his award-winning incredibly couture commemorative red, white and blue cat collar. Here he is modeling it for your enjoyment. If you’re interested in purchasing one, leave him a comment down below. Tabs hasn’t decided on a price yet, but expect it...

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I might sound like a broken record…especially when I say, “I might sound like a broken record,” which is a phrase I know I use all the time, but I think it’s important to be open about taking care of one’s mental health. I know the holidays can be a stressful time, so here are a few things on my “Positivity Playlist” at the moment, in case you need a little help this week. Time for some Electricity on repeat… I’ve discussed some of this before, but when I was going to therapy a couple years ago (just needed someone...

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This time of year always reminds me of one of the most astounding acts of selflessness and courage I’ve ever seen. The year: 2012. The place: New York City, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. The night before the parade, disaster struck the team in charge of the company float for Tabs the Cat Industries LLC. The float wasn’t going to be ready in time because the white roses the team special ordered from Belgium got held up in customs, so Tabs stayed up all night long decorating the entire float himself with local flowers he picked himself from around Central...

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You guys, I am shooketh, and shooketh am I, for there is no blush to be found in the NARS fall 2018 collection. LIKE NONE. Perhaps François is assuming that your cheeks will naturally flush when you wear (and perhaps commit) some of the lippies in the 7 Deadly Sin Audacious Lipstick Palette? Along with the lip palette, there are also two eyeshadow palettes, an eye and cheek palette, and a new line of brow pencils, so there’s lots of newness to fawn over, for sure. Still…it’s hard for me to imagine a fall without a new NARS blush. Can...

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